i am not sure what i am doing

[tinkerberry]

Attention, everyone! I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered all of you here today.

Comments

[inconsequential]

Who bloody cares? I'm not going to waste my time teaching some bint how to stop stuffing burgers into her fat mouth.

[tinkerberry]

I don't eat meat, and that's a terrible generalization that you're using on Americans.

[departea]

You didn't believe that Tosh was really from England!

[tinkerberry]

I thought we agreed not to talk about that.

[rightclickgrave]

No we didn't.

[inconsequential]

That was all you. Now why don't you just run off to return that honker you borrowed from the Easter Island statues? I have things to do.

[departea]

That's not very nice.

[inconsequential]

Shut it, Curly Sue.

[tinkerberry]

Girls, girls-- as much as I appreciate this terrible feeling of deja vu, this is a matter of business. So, please, let's remain on topic. I've scheduled forty minute long sessions throughout the week with each of you. Considering the lack of currency here, and the fact that I don't carry pounds, I decided to pay you for your time in other ways. I can give you all singing, acting, and dancing lessons!

[rightclickgrave]

What if we don't want any of those?

[tinkerberry]

Why wouldn't you want lessons from me...

[departea]

I actually think it's a lovely deal. You know, my ex always told me I could be the next Halle Berry. I won the leading role in a production of Hamlet when I was seven.

[rightclickgrave]

They cast a girl in the leading male role? I'm quite impressed, that's rather forward for back then.

[departea]

Sort of. I actually kept kicking Henry Jones in the shin until he gave up his part to me. I really wanted to have a spectacular death scene, you see.

... which is a bit unfortunate in hindsight.

[inconsequential]

Agreeing to this is unfortunate in hindsight.

[tinkerberry]

Anyway, I think that we should all do a few exercises so we can become more familiar with each other. That way, all this tension will be gone and we can work better as a unit.

[rightclickgrave]

What exactly do you have in mind?

[tinkerberry]

Word association! I say one thing, and you all say what word immediately comes to mind.

Snogging.

[inconsequential]

Fun.

[departea]

What she said.

[rightclickgrave]

... Right.

[tinkerberry]

Toshiko, that's not an answer.

Jumper.

[rightclickgrave]

I was agreeing with them!

[departea]

You forgot to answer again.

[tinkerberry]

And so did you.

[inconsequential]

Your jumper is hideous. Next.

[tinkerberry]

Ignoring that comment...

Cupboard!

[departea]

...

Are you just taking words from Harry Potter?

[tinkerberry]

I believe that's enough word associate for today! Good job, ladies, you did... well, not great, but it was passable.

[backbiting]

I see that you're all enjoying yourselves without me.

[inconsequential]

If you can call this enjoyment.

[tinkerberry]

Rebekah! It's-- you're here!

[backbiting]

Didn't I say that if you ever tried speaking to me again that I was going to turn your Broadway performance into a mime act?

[departea]

Right... I have dealt with enough egotistical vampires to last me a lifetime. Bye!

[ BAMF ]

[rightclickgrave]

I'm with Annie. I'll see you all later.

[ hopefully not though ]

[tinkerberry]

Right... so. Meeting adjourned! Have a nice day.

[ EXIT STAGE RIGHT ]

[inconsequential]

...

[backbiting]

Well?

[inconsequential]

You're kind of a cunt.

I like you.

[backbiting]

Hm. This might not be as bad as I had thought.